The Dark Knight - Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof

This is endlessly awesome and never gets old! XD This is totally for Beth and Islay!



Joker: *smacks lips*

Batman: "Why do you want to kill me?"

Joker: *smacks lips* "Uh, you, you mind, uh, saying that one more time?"

Batman: "Why do you want to kill me?"

Joker: *pops lips* "Wa, wa, um..."

Batman: "Why do you want to kill me!?"

Joker: *smacks lips*

Batman: "I said why do you want to kill me!?!?"

Joker: *smacks lips* "Um, okay...um. I, I uh. I don't know if it's just me, but, I uh, I can't understand what you're saying."

Batman: "Don't play around with me Joker!"

Joker: "Nope, still, still, uh, still...just gutteral sounds...to my ears."

Batman: "Don't play around with me Joker! Tell me where they are!"

Joker: "Okay, um...We're, we're obvious having some failure communication. I...um...I'm not picking up words."

Batman: "Don't play games with me Joker!" *punch*

Joker: "Uh..."

Batman: "Where is he!?"

Joker: "Okay...not, not going to help, the hitting."

Batman: "Where is Harvy Dent?"

Joker: "Look, I, I can't. I don't even know if that was a question or a declarative statement."

Batman: "What did you do with him?"

Joker: "I'm not joking, I can't I really can't understand, anything that you are saying. Nothing!"

Batman: "Where is he?"

Joker: "Have you, have you been to a doctor lately, because I think you may have a very severe case of throat cancer."

Batman: "I don't have throat cancer!" *punch*

Joker: "Ungh..."

Batman: "Tell me where they are!"

Joker: "There's nothing in the English language that sounds anything like that."

Batman: "Where is he!?"

Joker: "Are you, are you speaking bat? Is that what bat sounds like?"

Batman: *punch*

Joker: "Oh God..."

Batman: "Where is he!!?"

Joker: "I'd really, I'd really like to answer your questions, I just, I don't know what they are!"

Batman: *punch* "Tell me where they are!"

Joker: "You are not speaking anything any human can understand! Am I crazy here!? Okay, I know I'm crazy, but I, I know I can't understand anything that you're saying! So, why don...oh, ju...sound it out! Come uh...tu...ta..."

Batman: "Where are they!?!?"

Joker: "Annunciate! Annun..."

Batman: *punch*

Joker: *sigh* "Annunciate do you know what that means? It's not, it has nothing to do with physical contact."

Batman: "Where are they!?!?"

Joker: "How do you even commicate with anybody!?"

Batman: "Where are they!?"

Joker: "I can't, there's no words coming out of his mouth. Am I right? There's no..."

Batman: *punch*

Joker: "There there there's fists coming out."

Batman: "Where are they!?"

Joker: "Blergergargergahgah!! D-do you see what it sounds like!?"

Batman: *punch* "Where are they!?"

Joker: "Just tell me if it's a noun, a verb, just give me, give me something to work with here. Write it on a piece of paper. I don't...I can't understand what you're saying!"

Batman: *punch*